that would make the funniest fucking story ever. Due to a mix up at the factory, the template for incantations that was supposed to a publishing company of dark art books is sent to a feminine products factory. Girl then accidentally summons Satan with period blood. Satan gets confused because its “dead blood” and when he shows up he realizes the sacrifice was done incorrectly so he cannot take the girl’s soul but now is bound to do her bidding because oops his bad, he showed up anyway.
#I might write this
OMG I WOULD READ MY EYES OUT
DAMMIT CROWLEY WHAT HAVE YOU DONE THIS TIME
(I’m thinking the Good Omens one, but whichever takes your fancy)
WRITE A BOOK